Andy Borowitz: Volcanic Ash Cloud Turns Out to Be Finale of LOST
“The producers of Lost set off a small explosive charge underneath the Eyjafjallajokull glacier in Iceland, hoping to create a cloud of black smoke,” said ABC spokesperson Carol Foyler. “That was pretty much the only way they could think of to end the series.”
Tracy Klugian, 27, a web designer from Evanston, Illinois who has seen every episode of the confusing series at least eight times doesn’t believe that the gigantic ash cloud could possibly be the end of the series: “For one thing, it makes too much sense.”
Mr. Klugian said he was spending all his free time looking for alternative explanations: “I even checked out if ‘Eyjafjallajokull’ spelled backwards means anything. It doesn’t.”
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